The power to become famous on vine

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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the power to fire my lazer

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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the power to get fat in America

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to waste money

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!