- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not see anything

The ability to think of an ability - JW

the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

The power to be invisable when your dead

the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

The power to not be color blind.

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

The ability to turn cement into pudding

The power to fly when in something flying

The power to make coma patients bark.

The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

the power to kill yourself

The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

the power to turn into a piece of paper

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

Pointless Super Powers