The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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To have the power to breathe

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power of self mind control

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!