The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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Acid tears.

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The power to be a woman

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!