- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to see through things that are invisible.

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power to unsee the unseen.

The power to be an idiot.

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

the power to shit out of your nose

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

The power to glow... in the dark...

The ability to police irony

To be able to generate cancer at will

Pointless Super Powers