The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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the power to control nothing

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!