the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to buy free things.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!