The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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the power to become translucent

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!