The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

the power to pee while brushing your teeth

the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

The ability to fold paper 12 times

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

power to fly when your underwater

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

The power to eat your own head.

the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

the power to die

the power to be powerless

The power to speak to toasters

To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!