The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

the power to see everyone as a tree

The power to cook pop tarts really fast

The power to die at will

The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

The power to die from darting too hard

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

make your arm REALLY. fart power

The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

The power to stop existing.

The power of having two left hands.

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

The power to swallow instead of spit

The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

the power to get extra homework

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!