The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

thumb_up thumb_down -60

The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

thumb_up thumb_down -70

To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

thumb_up thumb_down -72

The power of compulsive lying.

thumb_up thumb_down -74

The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

thumb_up thumb_down -84

The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

the power to have a pointless superpower

thumb_up thumb_down +21

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

thumb_up thumb_down +15

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

thumb_up thumb_down +15

The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

thumb_up thumb_down +13

The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

thumb_up thumb_down +11

the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

thumb_up thumb_down +11

The power of turning butter into concrete.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

thumb_up thumb_down +3

the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

The power to fly when in something flying

thumb_up thumb_down -1

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

the ability to solve paradoxes

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!