The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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the power to eat people :D

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!