The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power of self mind control

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!