power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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75% levitation

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to see the past.

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to quote memes randomly

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!