- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

The ability to count to potato

The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

The power to ejaculate napalm

The power to shit without squinting.

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

the power to get extra homework

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to control paprika with your mind

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The power of hindsight

Power to instantly turn drunk

the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

Pointless Super Powers