The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to wish you had a power

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to touch your toes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!