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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand
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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l
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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!
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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"
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The power to teleport to the south pole.
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The power to kill someone with a knife
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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want
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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him
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The power to control paprika with your mind
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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.
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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.
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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?
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the power to turn into a piece of paper
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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...
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The power of hindsight
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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.
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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody
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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking
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Power to sleep without eyelids
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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos
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The power to make it impossible to have powers
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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.
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The power to lick your own balls!!!
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The power to know you don't have a superpower
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!