the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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mint berry crunch

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to touch your toes

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!