the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to live until you die.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to become famous on vine

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!