power to transform into a dick with legs

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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mint berry crunch

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to hear in the dark.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!