The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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Invisible handwriting.

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the ability to levitate

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The power to have no power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!