The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

The power to become powerless

The power to turn into a tree.

The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

Feeling people's depression.

The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

The ability to jump

The power to eat your own head.

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

The power to not see anything

The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

The ability to think of an ability - JW

power to fart through your mouth

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!