- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

The power to take a crap.

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The Power to Fail in Failing

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

The power to drown on land.

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

The power to make pencils dull.

The ability to turn cement into pudding

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

Pointless Super Powers