The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power to crap without pissing.

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the power to misspell

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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the power to fly in space

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!