The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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the power to fire my lazer

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!