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The power to die from darting too hard
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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly
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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.
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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.
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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will
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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.
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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.
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The power to think your dreams are real.
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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
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power to permanently shrink one eye.
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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors
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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.
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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album
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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.
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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.
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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.
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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.
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The power to microwave bread
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Power to make it rain sideways.
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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses
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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.
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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.
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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet
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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!