The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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make youself dumb

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to become powerless

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!