The power to fart rainbows

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to eat socks

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!