The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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the power to enter a coma.

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Power to not have any power.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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Acid tears.

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power of being negative all the time.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!