the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power of night-blindness.

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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the power to see stuff

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!