- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

The power to make pencils dull.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The Power to fart glitter

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

The power to achieve 98% opacity

The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

Pointless Super Powers