The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to not have any powers

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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Everything Hawkeye does

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!