The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to absolutely nothing

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to release the bogus

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to kill you self.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!