the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!