the power to catch em' all

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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cry acid tears

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the power to die

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to microwave bread

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!