the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!