the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power of love

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to see through windows

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!