- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

The power to glow... in the dark...

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

The ability to police irony

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to obey gravity

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The power to never finish your sentences because

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The power to die,but only if your alive!

the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

Pointless Super Powers