- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

The power to self destruct

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

the power to see stuff

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

The power to see through things that are invisible.

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

power to age faster

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

Pointless Super Powers