Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to die from darting too hard

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!