To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to be blind

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!