Every time you clap some one dies

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to be an idiot.

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!