- Pointless Super Powers

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to change the color of your saliva.

Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

The power to make your nose blink.

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

The power to shape-shift only into a human

the power to turn into a tree

The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

The power to push "pull" doors

Having taste buds in your anus.

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

The power to punch that like button

The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

The power think five times slower.

the power to fly in space

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!