The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

The power to breath Oxygen

the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

the power to turn food into shit

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The power to control paprika with your mind

The power to never end your .

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

The power to pee out blue

The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

The power to be a normal human

The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

power to age faster

The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!