The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to die at will.

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the power to sit

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!