The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to never have fun...never.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!