- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

The power of love

The power to start time.

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

the power to become demented

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The ability to get up from the couch.

The power to poop standing up

The power to breathe slightly faster

The power to survive at absolute zero

The power to rotten food.

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The power to think you love her but you don't.

The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

The power to fall in love reptiles

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

Pointless Super Powers