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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.
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The power to talk without a tongue
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power to fly when your underwater
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the ability to tell time without a watch
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Power to make it rain sideways.
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Invisibility, but only in the dark.
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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time
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the power to ejaculate lava.
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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.
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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose
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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes
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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried
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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.
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The power to fly while masturbating.
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The power to turn your navel upside down
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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.
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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm
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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.
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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.
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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot
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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain
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The power to transform into a homeless person.
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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!