The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to eat your own head.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!