- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

The power to be oppressed by everything

The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The power to bread toast!

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

to zap people but only yourself

The ability to control dairy products

the power to misspell

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

The power to see oxygen.

The power to not have a superpower

Pointless Super Powers