the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

To have the ability to piss off the police

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

The power to predict the present

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

The power to only be obesely fat.

The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The power to smile uncontrollably.

The power to talk without a tongue

cry acid tears

The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

power to breath fire but only through your nose

the power to disinfect wigs.

Invisibility, but only in the dark.

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!