Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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the power to beathe

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!