To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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the power to get really mad.

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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the power to complete math exercises

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!