The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to take a crap.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!