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The power to only be obesely fat.
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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain
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The power to make anything money related to disappear.
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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays
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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past
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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.
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The power to talk without a tongue
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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.
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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years
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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.
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The power to get laid by your right hand.
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the power to fly in space
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Aweonao
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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.
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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month
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blindness
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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.
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The power to be normal and average
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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.
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The ability to be in fashion.
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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.
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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch
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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).
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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!