The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The ability to do nothing

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power of not knowing the future

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!