Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The power to die at will.

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to pee out blue

The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

The power to create a pointless superpower

the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!