The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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The ability to lose your temper, for no reason at all.

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The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

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The power to spontaneously grow a beard, except you lose hair from your head..... it also takes about a month.

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The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

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Chinchilla whispering abilities

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the power to increase the price of houses but only those you want to buy!

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The power to make someone hiccup just by touching them once

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NMR Vision

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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The power to travel back in time to the 1800s but only as a black guy.

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The Power the run away when there is a crime

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ability to pee when around a bathroom

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The power to cut onion without crying.

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The ability to li-li-li-lick you from your head to ur toes

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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the ability to "speak in tongues"...

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to be under 9000

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the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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The awe-inspiring power of being able to throw up at will while yelling IMMA FIRIN' ME LAZOR.

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the ability to be 7 feet tall but drive a smart car

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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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the power to jizz on cue

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!