the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.

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The power to travel back in time to the 1800s but only as a black guy.

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The power to know which came first - The chicken or the egg.

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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

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The power to spontaneously grow a beard, except you lose hair from your head..... it also takes about a month.

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the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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The ability to li-li-li-lick you from your head to ur toes

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The power to get older 10 times faster then normal

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The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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The power to grammar.

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the power to increase the price of houses but only those you want to buy!

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the power to sizzle like bacon

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The Power the run away when there is a crime

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the ability to "speak in tongues"...

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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to be under 9000

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NMR Vision

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ability to pee when around a bathroom

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The awe-inspiring power of being able to throw up at will while yelling IMMA FIRIN' ME LAZOR.

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the power to jizz on cue

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The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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The ability to fire a gun with precision accuracy. But only if your the target

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The power to make someone hiccup just by touching them once

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!