- Pointless Super Powers

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having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

the power to be able to call 2 people at once.

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The power to STFU!

The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

the ability to sing like t-pain without the autotune

Super taste, while living in Mexico.

A cat with human-like reflexes.

The power to turn wine into water

To have the abilities to almost be as powerful as God, but you're an existentialist.

The ability to be in Rosy O'Donalds underwear drawer

The power to laugh with you shitty powers...

The power to write on this website

the power to smell like feet

THe ability to see though walls but only when their glass.

power to pass kidney stones at will

The Ability to "Tighten up"

The power of night vision, but only during the day.

The power to piss lemon juice

The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.

The power to write comments about orgasms in this site.

the power to never get spam

ability to find good woman drivers

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!