Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

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Power to make other people rich.

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The Ability to "Tighten up"

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the power to smell like feet

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the ability to slap someone with your foot

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The power to not have superpowers

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The ability to travel through time at a rate of one second per second.

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The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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The power to go back in time but never go forward

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Farting at will

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The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

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the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power that everytime someone sneezes, a living porpoise erupts from your anus.

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The ability to be in Rosy O'Donalds underwear drawer

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The power to troll yourself

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The ability to hold your breath forever, but only in an oxygen-rich environment.

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The power to write comments about orgasms in this site.

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the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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The ability to make ocean waves with your mind, but only when the waves are coming in....

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The power to FLY when you're blind

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!