The power of divide by zero... yourself

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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the power to poo pineapples

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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The power to piss people off.

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to be bradley

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the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

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The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

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ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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The power of missing a finger.

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The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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The power to take your talent to anywhere you want

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The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.

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the ability to be Bill Gates in bankruptcy

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The ablity to crash your computer.

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to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

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The power to have 1 second invisibility.

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The power to make tea appear at will

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The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to turn anything you want green.

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!