The power to find out what a baby spider is thinking at any given moment.

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The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust

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the ability to have sex with a sand spur

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The power not to be Chuck Norris

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The power to live with only one kidney

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the power to shit brix

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the power to charge car batteries.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The ablity to hate everything.

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The power to have no powers.

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The ability to make your bones paper-thin.

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power to poo perfectly priced people

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The power to speak in text globes.

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the power to be invisable in high school.

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The power to turn wine into water.

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the abilty to be lynched at will

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the power to create an army of imaginary friends out of real friends.

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The power to turn on the lights using a light switch.

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The ability to laugh from this joke: "The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it".

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the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

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The ability to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The ability to vote

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Pointless Superpower? The United States, of course...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!