The power to see five seconds into the future.

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The power to make your dick a poontang seeker.

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the power to stop your addiction to placebos

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the power to shit brixs!

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The power to get older 10 times faster then normal

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the power to sit down in mid air

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The power to make someone hiccup just by touching them once

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ability to pee when around a bathroom

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The power to project a hologram, but only of yourself projecting another hologram.

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The ability to detach my nose and place it anywhere I want.

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The power to enjoy a raw oyster and not gag.

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to be under 9000

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The power to achieve orgasm within 3 seconds

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The power to have food poisoning but only after eating taco bell.

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the power to be invisible but when you're alone

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the ability to burn in hell

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your balls glow in the dark 6am every day

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the ability to sell Al Gore

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the power to say you have no power

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the power to have the best sex in the world, but only when your in a coma.

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the power to let it not be rape if you yell "surprise!"

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The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time

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The power to not know your super power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!