ability to find good woman drivers

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The power to fart snot

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The power to eat your left index finger, and have it regrow out of your belly button.

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Mutant Paper-skeleton.

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the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

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Super taste, while living in Mexico.

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the power to listen to music when you have headphones

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The power to be vice president of the SGA

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Smoke vision

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Menstrual blood bending!

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power to pass kidney stones at will

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The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear

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meh.

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The ability to smell like a rotting corpse

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The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

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The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

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the ability to think you can fly

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The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

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Diamond hard left nipple!

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The power not to find what you are looking for.

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

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The power to speak one language fluently.

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the power to crap big mac combos at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!