The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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to poop a penny every year

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!