The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to jump face first

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The power of compulsive lying.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to waste money

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!