the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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the ability to levitate

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to swim on land.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!