- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

The power to fly when in something flying

The power to make coma patients bark.

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to divide by 0

The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

to spelle caretly

The power to achieve 98% opacity

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

the ability to blow yourself

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The power of love

Pointless Super Powers