The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!