time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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the power to sit

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!