the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

the power to fire my lazer

The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

the power of mind controlling...yourself

The power of making your tits smaller

The power to give people std's during intercourse

The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

the power to smell like ham

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

The power to talk without a tongue

The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!