- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to not finish your....

Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The ability to visually contract STD's

The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

to be shitty

the ability to talk to humans

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The power to breathe ABOVE water.

the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

The power to fap without satisfaction

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

Pointless Super Powers