- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

The power to fly while masturbating.

The power to read your own mind

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to self destruct

The power to break a Nokia

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

The power to be missed when present.

The power to see through windows

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

Pointless Super Powers