The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to die at will.

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to be a normal human

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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the power to misspell

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!