- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to turn cement into pudding

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to commit suicide.

the power to eat people :D

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

The power to turn int water when your in water.

The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

The ability to self destruct at will.

Teleporting to Mexico

The power to chew with your tongue

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

the power to type without looking at the keyboard

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to fly but only when your on the ground

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

Pointless Super Powers