The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!