The ability to part hair.

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

The power to always know the exact time.

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

The power to turn load noises into cake

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

the power to remember th...

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

The power to fly upwards but not downwards

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!